well, what i did on my winter vacation...a certain someones uncle picked up roong, my future mother in law and myself and drove us 2 hours north to a government hospital where roongs sister is currently doing her residency, as you all know how i feel about people who drive like idiots, i recently ( yesterday) met the worst driver of my life...worst ever. yes, it was that uncle...my god...oh my god..this guy....tailgating at 80 miles an hour in a Honda that even though it was new, had non of the American safety features except one airbag for the driver, this guy would get into someones tail then start to honk like he was on a cocaine binge, fire in his eyes, 80 plus miles an hour on roads that not even Romania would call a highway, the tires on his car were the " low profile" style, if you know anything about tires, those are made for looks only, not for performance...well, the 2 hour ride took 4, cause he was going so fast all the signs to the town where roongs sister lives were missed, as a matter of fact, i saw as much of the landscape as one would see on a bullet train.....after Disney on wheels, i told roong that how ever she needed to do it, to tell him there would be no need for him to pick us up the next day, for I'd rather have worms fed to me threw my nose than get in a car with him...its one thing for him to drive like a nut job, most people do here, but they do it at allot slower speeds, i will never put my life in the hands of someone who has to brag about a gun to cover up Asian penis envy.
all good things come to those who wait...or take action into their own hands..not sure yet, but he cancelled picking us up today because of a very important bizz meeting he had to attend...funny thing is, he is unemployed...i think he got a few of my hints....maybe the rage look i gave him for 4 hours..not sure.don't care...we took a buss back today..it took 1 hour.15 minutes..i am missing the west today.really missing it.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
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Hey Ron,
I just had a wonderful idea for your traffic aversion problems.
#1. Take some leftover flying pills when the next driver from hell shows up.
#2. Stick to Hand Pulled Ricksha vehicles...you'll never have to worry about airbags and you can see and smell the countryside at your leisure. Also, you will help us avoid global pollution and global warming.
#3. If you must travel by motor vehicle...find an armored Hummer.
P.S. I've seen Bangkok traffic flow on the Youtube. Just type in "traffic" and enjoy the rat race. By the way, is water taxi a safe mode..perhaps, but why do you have to bring your own life preserver?
OH MY GOD Ron... I almost peed my pants reading that!!!!
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